Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me about the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was bitching to my mom on the phone about the long, boring paper assignment my Lit professor gave us. Right after saying, "That woman needs to get laid" I heard laughter behind me. I turned around. Hello professor, just on my way to drop the course. FML
Today, I emailed my professor to explain why I hadn't turned in the assignment I've been procrastinating doing, claiming I was sick. I attached a picture of my "medicine" for proof. I accidentally sent him a photo of tequila shots. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to be very naughty and placed her underwear in my backpack. I wish she had told me, because it slipped into a folder that contained my project data for my professor. So, after class, I got sent to the Dean of Students' office to talk about sexual harassment. FML
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Top comments
mobius8 0
Pretty sure that's more of a FHL. And with that information on her, I really don't think you need to be studying.
adelaide_evening 0
Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter what chapters you're getting tested on, you have blackmail! Don't even do the test. Instead, write a short answer question summarizing the events of her night and how students hearing about their teachers sex lives is traumatizing and will require extensive therapy.
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Comments (275)
kkkristennnn 0
**** your life? **** HER life. thats so awkward. just email her back and be like "congrats..now wtf am i being tested on bitch" lulz
smukles 0
That made me lol irl. Thanks.
wanderingidiot 0
?????? FML??? shit, I DESERVE IT!!!!
rinnychan 2
More like FHL.
tbweffect 0
hot stuff
RiverRelic 0
Be glad it wasn't a male teacher
RK5000 0
That's got to be some leverage for deferring an exam.
Surfsnaked 0
Ask her for a BJ and an A in the class in return for secret information you have on her.
poolshark 0
1-How do you not know which chapters you have been going over in class? 2-How would finding out mere hours before your exam be any help? Too little, too late. It sounds like you were screwed before you even got that e-mail. Maybe your professor sends prank e-mails when she is annoyed that a student has been paying zero attention to her class and doesn't feel sorry for them...
AntiChrist7 0
if you went to class, you would know. YDI hope you fail, that will teach you