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By Nomoretexting - 01/11/2009 04:35 - United States

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Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML
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picturetaker 0

hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.

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YoshiTimex3 0

eewww old people love :3 i wouldnt be able to even stare at my mom for the next couple weeks 0:

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blland 0

text back with "all good - won't your boyfriend be mad at you?"

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ericalew_xo 0

That is just disgusting. I'm so sorry. I know how you feel. I have heard my mother and her boyfriend before. No thank you.

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trizdan 0

personally i think it's fake since text messages have a 160 character limit..

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underdog6379 0

thats only for certain phones. Mine is unlimited pages.

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crazymunkees 2

not always.. mine can send 12. its 160 PER page

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956TXking 0

trizdan your a dumbass she means 4 160 character pages get it now that's alot of words

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LikeOhMahGoose 0

You fail trizdan. But yeah you shouldve texted back something clever like "Oh I can't wait" lmao

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Zay505 0

Send a 4 page txt back saying in detail what you are going to do to her, lolz

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g0o0_dj 0

trizdan ur a dumbass u can text more that 160

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