Extreme

By ... cheers - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bishopton

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 784
You deserved it 9 875
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LaLa_xo 14

Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!

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Wizardo 33

That 'metaphorical' baby could have 'metaphorically' been your relationship in the blender... *whispers* I'm trying to say that your relationship would've got shredded.

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addioty 19

So philosophical. *wipes tear from eye*

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itsnotyourfault 9

That's a very dumb excuse and very rude...

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terribletowel64 8

That sucks OP. At least you don't do that dumb fake laugh that some girls do, right?

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MrsDruidess 23

Right! I would take an abnormal laugh over a fave one any day!!

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klorehore 24

If that's all it takes to chase him off you're better off without him. Don't let this bring you down, when you find someone who truly loves you he'll love to make you happy and laugh, no matter how you sound :)

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theantonlolz 11

I can't disagree with him. I just can't. I like making my gf laugh, so if her laugh is that annoying, it would be really really really hard to deal with.

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jessBeAqueen 13

I agree completely. plus how did he not realize her laugh annoyed him that badly, before making her his girlfriend ?

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Shrike 23

God forbid you ever have any REAL relationship issues if you'd dump/divorce over a trivial thing like an annoying laugh. Holy shit.

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djxerxes9000 18

To be honest I think it's a legit reason to cease a not-so-serious relationship, if it's that bad and extremely irritating, then it's as bad as any other pet hate. However if you've been dating longer than a couple of months. Probably not a good enough reason.

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GrantEvans 14

Some people you're better off without

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WandaX 16

You should have laughed in his face

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crisanba 18

Damn someone has childhood issues

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commonlogicz42 6

Well, you've just got rid of a shady human being. It's not like he didn't hear you laugh before you went out. You are who you are, you'll find someone who appreciates that.

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Xatraris 38

I agree with that. It isn't like they just started dating without knowing each other. You find out about a laugh normally on the first date. If it was that bad, why continue?

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