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... cheers This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bishopton, United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML

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LaLa_xo 14

Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!

...Janice?

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His fault for telling jokes

Janice?!

The most beautiful parts of a girl are her smiles, eyes, and laugh!!

If I let go of commitments just because I wanted to stick a baby in a blender I'd have nothing left to do... But stick a baby in a blender.

CharresBarkrey 16

Hahaha holy shit, you've succeeded at making one of the very few comments to make me laugh out loud!

He was extremely rude! What a jerk! And actually I know a lot of people with interesting laughs - and they all annoy some people but are actually very cute. And these people are some of the most popular at school. And think of Jimmy Carr - he has a very distinct laugh but is well liked. Take care OP

Like any of you could be happy with a partner who's laugh is completely annoying. It would be like nails on a chalkboard for the rest of your life

RedPillSucks 33

Do the next best thing and stick his babymaker in a blender.

Will it blend? That is the question.

well i cant stand annoying laughs either

Well at least he broke up with you now and not when you had a baby he could blend...