... cheers
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Bishopton, United Kingdom
Extreme
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML
Top comments
LaLa_xo 14
Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!
Pleonasm 36
...Janice?
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Comments (78)
AnonForAReason 11
Will it blend?
jw90 18
That's a little harsh just for a laugh.
an3ph 20
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Bookoholic 11
God forbid you bring him to a nursery.
DarthVader77 9
There are some people I cannot stand because of their habits/quirks/ idisinracies. So, he is right. Before you are in the blender snd he is in jail.
SarMarJo 17
Well that is immature and slightly violent. I bet his next girlfriend will have a laugh that sounds like a witch and nails on a chalkboard. Or something. Sounds like you're better off without him!
girlymae 12
Hey at least you broke up before you had a baby with him... Nothing to put in a blender now!
Obey_StudBoii 23
He sounds like a douche.
soapmactavish82 8
Is he mentally 12?
TogeBara 12
My gf's first boyfriend had ED yet he took his anger out on her by saying that her voice made him lose his "moment." Her second boyfriend new this and when they broke up he made a snide comment that her voice was like a troll's voice. She sounds like an angel to me though and I love to hear her voice every day. I keep a recording of it that she sent me and if I am down I listen to it to cheer me up. Someone will care for you AND your voice one day. Hold out for that special person! You will know when you find them!
graceinsheepwear 34
You, Sir, are a keeper!