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... cheers This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Bishopton, United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML

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LaLa_xo 14

Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!

...Janice?

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It's ok OP, someone out there will love you and your laugh! forget him, your better off without him!

RadeonDerp 24

*You're

not a good reason to dump someone esp since he knew ur laugh before he got with u. FYL op!

Like the others have said. The right person wont have a problem with your laugh. When my girlfriend laughs really hard it sounds funny. I have fun making her laugh.

TrinityisLife 22

Can you upload a clip of it so we may judge for ourselves? :D

that suck balls

I'm pretty sure there's a button to say that.

There's a button for sucking balls? Who knew?

If there's a button for that how can I get it because that would really come in handy....

God forbid if you two are ever in a nursery together.

Thank The Lord you left him before you had children

Wowxoxo 17

He left her..

I would have to assume she wanted to leave too after that comment

Sometimes things just start to go wrong in relationships and some people invent some lame ass excuse to get out of it... and you should've told him that the future would thank him for putting his baby maker in the blender instead.

Seems legit to me

KiddNYC1O 22

Like Chanel West Coast?