Cats and Animals: Evil but cute

Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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iSlowPwnz 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:11

Amazing cat! Is this a FML? I'm not sure

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:23

If you can't deal with kittens being the spawn of the devil you shouldn't have gotten one. Seriously, I love cats, but my kitten wakes me up at 6 in the morning by attacking my face. Still, though, FYL. But I bet the kitty was cute, so it's okay.

Comments

lil_miz_liz09 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:51

How is your cat the devil? Because it didn't catch you when you fell? What did you expect it to do?

XanimalloverX 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:56

Keep him inside then

Chazlol 7

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:05

LMAO

musiclife_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:25

Remember, cats have 9 lives. You, on the other hand...

painislife 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:45

Hahahahahaha

brainwascht 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:47

hahahahahahah, "spawn of the devil" that automatically makes it a funny FML.

MadaFaka_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:56

I always preferred dogs over cats. cats attitude is wrong.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 17:59

"Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil." LMAO X3

SarlaccBits 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:36

Ok, it’s a cat. Cats do not get “stuck” in trees. They can climb quite well as they have nice sharp claws and they can jump quite high. YDI for thinking the thing was stuck.

kittengrl39 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:14

#83, just because cats can climb well doesn't mean they can't get stuck. It's easier to climb up something than to climb down, especially when you climb up high enough that just jumping would break something, even for a cat. Two of our cats have climbed trees that were high enough that they got stuck and stayed there for hours, meowing, not coming down even though it was obvious they wanted to. We had to go up on ladders and get them, because they refused to move otherwise.

SarlaccBits 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:01

I do know this... I own a cat... two actually... for the last nine years.

dramakat11 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:47

Kittens are the cutest bestest things ever! YDI for mistakenly thinking the kitten was "stuck." It's all about preference. Yeah cats will throw up and shed everywhere so you have to be willing to deal with that. And they all have different personalities, just like humans. So you may get a spawn of the devil, lol. But I tend to prefer cats because they such strong personalities and they're not just your slave like dogs are. I've had some super sweet cats.