Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2k in glass, including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the second time this week, a jerk in a big truck let a big rock fly out of their uncovered back and damaged my windshield. Both times the cops refused to do anything and I can't afford to fix it as I was demoted at work. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I just got my windshield fixed due to a rock hitting it off the highway. Just one hour later on my way home, a large stick flew off the back of a landscaping truck. My windshield is cracked again. FML.
Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
Today, I was stopped behind a pickup truck filled with junk. I told my friend that the person should have secured the junk better, since it looked like it would fall off any minute. My friend assured me it wouldn't. Right after she said that, a large piece of plywood fell off and hit my windshield. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
LadyKayDee 23
I hope you made him pay for the loss. That really sucks.
FelicityWishes 32
Ugh, no excuses for texting while driving. Dumbass.
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Comments (76)
Homer1975 14
He must pay for the loss otherwise his girlfriend would be cheating on him
whyisitincapital 25
I love how he casually admitted to what he was doing. I guess you could use this as evidence OP if you decide to take legal action.
ViviMage 40
It's distracted driving, which is a fine in Canada. Plus the cargo which I hope was insured.
revolvearoundme 15
Man, I know jail sucks but everyone agrees you had to put your foot up his arse. I'm sure you'll be found innocent.
ChippyChoppy 21
Texting and driving kills thousands. Seems like this guy is going to have to learn that the hard way.
totallynotemily 25
Perfect example of why people should never text and drive. You are lucky you weren't injured, or worse, killed.
momo3p 22
Shoulda shoved the glass in his ass
sousaphonist 14
That's a real quick arrest and $2k+ fine
PhoenixChick 26
I hate people who confuse "I wanted to" with "I had to."
jmagd781 16
well he admitted to it being his fault and because he admitted to texting he will get a two tickets and pay for all damages even if it's his insurance. so at least you're not the one paying got it all.