Miscellaneous: Dude, seriously?

Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By Dr.Octopus454 - 07/10/2011 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, working as a life guard, I walked through the changing room to go back to the pool. On the way, a naked old man started up a conversation with me. We talked for 10 minutes about pool chemicals, while his penis wobbled around with every small movement. This happens all the time. FML

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By lateralligator - 12/12/2014 16:35 - Canada - Whitchurch-stouffville

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By Shocked - 28/01/2018 19:00

Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML

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By Hairy ass - 08/02/2024 00:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, in the locker room, I saw a girl with a nice hairless ass changing in front of me and the only thing I could think of was how hairy my ass would look if I dared to change in front of other people like she did. I’m also a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after getting out of the shower, I was in a good mood. So I decided to run around the house naked, then play air guitar while air drying, just for fun. My blinds were open, and the men in the Fedex truck in my front yard did have fun. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 23:13

And I thought seeing old ladies' saggy **** in the changing room at YMCA was bad..

Rawer 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:04

That must have been scary o.o

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jm88 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:17

Just when you think you've read it all, FML delivers again...and again.. and again.

arienh4 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:20

Goatse?

skylitxrock 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:25

hahahahaha. my goodness. i'm a diver so i basically live in those changing rooms..although i can't say i've ever seen an old man doing that. so funny.

fcuk_fml 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:42

hahaha, that is so gross. i hate when ppl (most often times old ppl) get butt-naked at the gym and dry themselves. i'm a girl and i've seen that so many times at my gym. gross.

chrischoi 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:42

I swear. This must be universal. I washed my hand and went to dry them off. Naked old men. They were just talking to each other with the dryers on.

This_Guy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:01

Goatse?

aimster 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:13

This made my day. Hilarious.

Jeremy_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:24

You should have fisted him, obviously.

ummmyeahhh 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:30

oh ewwww disturbing mental images ewwww and why is it that the old fat naked person always is blocking your locker? so you can never get to it, but they're just there. the entire locker room is empty, but they're in front of YOUR locker. grr. that always happens to me.

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Friday 4 June 2010 22:06

I feel your pain, once this old fat lady was sitting in front of my locker and I stood there for ten minutes until I said ,"excuse me I need to get to my locker..." as she got up she sharted.EVERYWHERE. I had to get a new iPod and everything :(