Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML
Today, my mom and stepdad finally grounded my horrible, rebellious sister. The problem is that they grounded me as well in order to "keep me in line and make sure that I don't do what she was doing." FML
Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
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CAPTmok 7
OP's dad has failed in parenting.........
ColdplaySucks 18
Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.
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Comments (158)
DizzyDaydreams 1
tell your dad that you can't tell the difference between the ground and being grounded.
juliansbabymama 0
LOL, thats pretty hilarious
beccahart8 2
identical twins like me :) x
saltycookies 5
I would just brand each of you with an A and a B
slikk 0
You were in on the plan so you both deserve it. Accomplice!
Calyx_fml 22
You need different hair styles.
nullify1337 0
make yourself look exactly like your sister and make sexy time with her boyfriend
Flippinout84 0
Mass punishment sucks, but next time you'll keep an eye out on your sibling, won't you.
Mandarooo 7
Uh. No. Her sister is NOT her responsibility.
Mice_fml 0
spank her Okay lets see, -Start of by handspanking her 50 times. -Now you should spank her 75 times with a hairbrush -Now you should spank Her 100 times with a belt -Now you should spank her with an implement of YOUR CHOICE 100 times
Ashlynlongman 0
I have a twin sister too! but my parents can tell us apart because my other half is 10 pounds bigger than me.