Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
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Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
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ifyouonlyknew77 0
In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.
wtf_fml 0
duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.
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Comments (98)
Coolguyt2 0
YDI for not only speeding, but for throwing a cigarette out your window, especially right in front of a cop. You're a dumbass litter pig
xxvinyxx99 0
You totally deserve it for smoking
ugotpwnednoob 0
he was in a motorcycle dipshit
ugotpwnednoob 0
what motorcycle has a window?? I think OP posted a fakë FML. get owned noob
delfino1604 24
are you some kind of idiot? try reading it a few times so you can understand... slowly
DevilsMetsGiants 30
#123 you're a moron, the motorcyclist was the cop, not the guy that got pulled over, YOU got owned
tbj424 10
ugh. he said that the cop was on the motorcycle, not him. dummy
ugotpwnednoob 0
u r stupid
flipfloperson 5
Actually, the cop was on a motorcycle. I haven't seen many motorcycles that have windows for people to litter out of.
XAS_fml 3
Lmao nice point even though all these other douches are being serious
LiamOFlaherty 9
My grandad died at the age of 58 due to lung cancer caused by smoking, and my other grandad is dying of it as we speak. Don't be such an inconsiderate wank stain.
LullzKitteh 1
dood, u are maed of AWESOME SAUCE!!!
CallMeMoMo 0
That's fking dumb of you I flick ash at an officer