Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
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ifyouonlyknew77 0
In general, when I find out someone smokes, my respect for them drops. Hugely. Likely due to the fact that I've seen first hand, people I love dying because of it. Smoking to begin with is stupid. Speeding in a 25mph means you were in a residential area and likely there were kids in the neighborhood, again stupid. And finally, literring out your car window as a cop is walking up to it, stupid idea number 3. 3 Strikes and you're out. Your life is only "******" becuase of your own stupid decisions.
wtf_fml 0
duhhhhhh. seriously wtf how thick can you get.
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Comments (98)
Widow_Maker 1
hope you die in a car wreck, that's all
bcoolplz 1
finally someone says the right words I'm 14 and smoking already
ZacharyorAndrew 0
fag or smoking
Silentknight 0
...you're supposed to empty the ash tray every now and then.
Monsta15k 0
Good. I hope you die of lung cancer soon. Very painfully.
doublek22 0
Dumbass for flicking out a cig while a COP is walking towards it. YDI. Thats why if you smoke, take a can of pop or something with you. That way when you get to that last bit you can shove your bud into it when such a situation arises.
MadeOfAwesome 1
That just means your family has good genes, dumb ass. on AVERAGE, smokers die sooner, and rightly so. they deserve it for polluting the earth with their filthy smoke.
rakethewidower 0
YDI for using the phrase "cig-bud"
Ella1782 0
Agreed!
fonzie1808 0
i cant believe how biased people can be on here... are you people telling me that all you non-smokers don't litter? it's something that people do. human beings are lazy and gross. get over it. it really was a bad idea to do it in front of a cop though. FAIL
ezz11235 0
'cause breaking one law in front of a cop wasn't enough?