Double down

By coyote - 02/09/2010 07:25 - Japan

Today, I'm recovering from abdominal surgery. In addition to pain, I'm having trouble peeing and haven't pooped since Sunday, so my surgeon prescribed a laxative. Turns out I'm allergic to it. Now I'm covered in hives, even in my ears, incisions, and lady parts. I also still haven't pooped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 061
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Same thing different taste

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It's not uncommon. When I had my surgery to repair an umbilical hernia, the pain pills they gave me got me constipated. since I sat on the couch so much, I ate. a lot. soon I was huge and in pain. I could pee, but it hurt still. to become un-constipated, I took six stool softeners, I drank three times the recommended amount of milk of magnesia, but I still didn't poop much. I drank almost a whole bottle of fruit punch, a weird thing I read online, and the MoM started working triple time. I was pooping for days. I lost ten pounds pooping so much. it was great. unfortunately, everytime I drink fruit punch from burger king, I get diarrhea. oh well. a good clean out every once in a while. :)

Ouchie. That must be a bummer (no pun intended)

saning 2

so sorry about the back end, but have to admit I'm curious about the swollen lady-parts. just sayin

badgerfootball 0

thx...u just made me feel slightly better

I'm two years late, but drink lots of water and eat plenty if fruit!