Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
feven 32
Wow today is not your day, but I'm pretty sure that is not legal.
Psyseon 22
Go to HR. If he had no other reason than your ex telling him to fire you, go to HR.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (102)
YourGrammarSucks 12
Wow, you'd think your girlfriend would have just been satisfied with breaking up with you ... Guess she really has it out for you!
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
I smell a lawsuit :)
Axel5238 29
That depends if OP can afford to sue, lawyers aren't cheap and if he works for a small business odd they'd be able to get much back is slim. If a large corporation, one has to consider legal fees what he would pay out vs what he would get back.
RuffDaScholar 16
Big Worm said it best, "If you ******* with my money, you ******* with my emotions."
gopackgo97 13
why the hell do people do this to each other?
shade34 19
what a bitch!
Xeivan 15
What the actual ****!? Sue them, some state laws you can sue for damages from cheating ****** like your ex! If your fucktard ex boss really did all that, then you might be able to sue him too!
anonynous97 13
Pretty sure you can either get him fired or file a lawsuit against the company.
amsterdamgirl 20
I. ... just... WOW! don't forget : they are sucky and spiteful. doesn't mean you have to be
d3vil666 6
Honestly I'd kill them both
lazlowrave 10
money in your pocket for unemployment