Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
God forbid you try to help a coworker without it being mistaken for a sexual advance. Because that would be too crazy, right?
Tripartita 45
In fairness, OP, helping a coworker out is how one makes sexual advances on the bizarre as **** planet she comes from.
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Comments (28)
epiccrazy 15
This is why unstable people in relationships shouldn't work together
Zlunder 19
Whaat?
EvilLittleMan 23
Tell the bitch to grow the F- up.
SneakyDeath 15
I thought employees dating each other was forbidden.
buttcramp 21
I wouldn't of kept helping him. Don't enable their horribly immature relationship and just say "okay, don't want to get you in trouble with her so I'm out." Then ask your boss if he or she has work to do. Take the high road and excuse yourself
shitstorm28 11
I'm wondering why he didn't say anything. Seriously, if he's at the point where he's letting her crazy jealous behavior go like that without even saying anything, there's a pretty solid chance she's already alienated him from friends or possibly even family. something is wrong there.
thatnewgirl 16
I feel like you work with me and my boyfriend cause that is something I would totally do hahaha jkjk that's funny though. I get more pissed at my bf at work then other coworkers hahahahahah