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Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML

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Get a dog and train him/her to build a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from your house.

I would normally say that having parents or in laws close would be good for helping with the baby...but not that close to you.

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Unless you want free daycare I would get the hell out now.

move away ;) don't think in problems, think in solutions!

That's definitely too close.

Trust me. You don't.

ayyy_bro 26

Be happy you have parents that want to do so...

Let them bid for your house and they can be neighbors and you can run away!!!

In-laws: *removes for sale sign* OP: "Hey if you don't need that anymore, can I borrow it?"

Is your name by any chance Raymond and your parents are frank and marie barone for everybody loves Raymond

Tell the couple that loses that they can buy your house once you've found a new place to live.