anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Don't come
Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML
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aj9319 16
Get a dog and train him/her to build a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from your house.
NinjaZombieV 16
I would normally say that having parents or in laws close would be good for helping with the baby...but not that close to you.
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Comments (55)
TabooSushi 24
Put your foot down NOW, OP. Otherwise you will NEVER get rid of them. EVER. And change your locks if any of them have keys to your house.
ShleeG 23
Does everyone love you, OP?
revolvearoundme 15
It'll be just like an endless episode of Everyone Loves Raymond. Just with D list actors. You should either stop this from happening or film it all.
Cow_Girl_Lilly 24
I watch it
PuppiesKisses 19
I'm sorry OP that's s shitty situation.
Cyrus00 41
Wow, was not expecting to see a shitty situation comment on an un-shit-related FML. Touche.
Mathalamus 25
Well, that is an unwelcome event. No one wants their family or the in laws that close. I suggest getting a third person in on the bidding war. Or Lay down the law in a very harsh manner.
CliffyB03 28
Whenever one of them wins, calmly tell them that you've been thinking of moving or actually move
Tomryan279 10
Put a fake for sale sign up and tell them your planning on moving into a better school district
cdb89928 7
Just speak up and let them know you don't want them that close in a nice way. They are your parents so just be straight with them
weatherxveins 29
Did they not consult you or did you not stand up for yourself?
Goblin182 27
Be afraid, be very afraid