anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Don't come
Today, my parents and in-laws are in a bidding war for the house next door, since we are about to have a son. We're not even sure if we want them living this close. FML
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aj9319 16
Get a dog and train him/her to build a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from your house.
NinjaZombieV 16
I would normally say that having parents or in laws close would be good for helping with the baby...but not that close to you.
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ImpracticalJoekr 9
Oh lord. I think living an hour away from family gets annoying but next door would cause me to move, I wouldn't care how pregnant I would be. I understand people get excited over babies, but trust me you should set boundaries. If you don't you'll be walked all over and it WILL get worse.
beastwill64 16
Reminds me of Everybody Loves Raymond
militarybrat 21
You dont. Just trust me on this one.
maria3311995 4
My mom is my neighbor, and my husband's mom lives directly across the street. We thought having them that close would be a nightmare, but we literally only see them probably once a month. And its mighty convenient when you need milk for a recipe and you're out ;)
the_real_dvd 21
List your house for sale. You don't have to sell it, but it should end the bidding war.
daltonc21212 10
once they move in shit on their doorstep every morning until they leave it works every time
ELoni_fml 25
Not too late to accidentally burn it down
GhostFox 34
Better hope they don't decide to put in a joint offer and alternate living there on a week by week basis. Or worse, all of them live there full time.
rachgirl6 15
But ur life could be like 'everyone loves Raymond'! Fun...
oneill1974 3
Don't do it!!!