Dick joke

By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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1unluckyPerson 0

ROFLMMFAO lol. if i were u id be saying to myself ftw and everyone in it lol.

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Blithe_626 0

hahaha ur mum prob thinks ur some kinda penis freak. it'd be even funnier if u tried explaining and ur mum just walked out and ignored you.

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October_Midnight 0

Lmao! thanks for the laugh! made my day

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slag_ 0

when i first read this i thought u dropped an m&m on the chair and your mom was looking for it with her hand on your crotch saying, "where is that little bastard". then i reread it and it explained a lot =]

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fatman1970 25

I'm laughing so hard that I've actually started to cry! Brilliant FML!

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RawrItsRachel 0

Lmfaoo, that's funny.. xD I can picture that happening too me and my dumbass self. :)

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