Dick joke

By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
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LMFAO! That happened to me before

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Rixxieee 0
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wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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MyLifeIsFucked56 1
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LMFAO! That happened to me before

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nando92 0
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yup thats happend to me before, except it was my friend who walked in... She laughed and left...

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cheese1756 0
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When I say LOL, I actually laugh out loud, unlike most people, who just say it to mean, "Hmm, that is kind of funny" But this time is the first time I said LOL and meant it, and the first time I loled at an FML

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xMooMoox 0
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#67 What in gods name did that mean? "When I say lol I actually lol.... but this is the first time I meant it...." Um contradiction much? About the FML, a lot of you are saying its awesome but I find it incredibly lame and not at all funny

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IllegalLight 0
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sometimes when I type LOL, I'm not actually laughing out loud. it's just "funny". I LOL'd at this one though. For real XD

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luvdatglitter 0
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same here! I actually laughed lol

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zimandme123 0
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lolllllz!!!!! that just made my day!!

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ViCT0RiA_fml 0
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twoo. :D hahah

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EffYourLifee 0

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jes23 0
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realy 3 realy wow what fail for a YDI

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caitlin21holly 0
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ur just one of those douches that say YDI for everything

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Sunkistlover718 21
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Fail much? Haha. Thanks for making my day though.

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Hulege 0
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Haha, tweezer time. You'll have your mom wondering for a while ..

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musigreg 0
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LMFAO, that just sorta kinda MADE MY DAY YEEE BOii

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bosshaug 0
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Instead of biggy smalls your tiny smalls

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Arcterion 0
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Lol, self-pwn.

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Rixxieee 0
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wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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waterynuggets 0
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Lol but still I vote for a Who Gives A Shit button

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