Dick joke

By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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caliloveex3 0

hmm little bastard eh? ahha great FML cutieeee

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emo_platypus 0

i think this is actally one of the funniest fmls i've ever read.... your life probably isn't really ******, but it's still hilarious....

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timothyD12 0

:D funny stuff...although being serious, why wouldn't you just stand up to see the m&m?

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candygrl122 0

OMG HAHAHAH LMAO LMAO LMAO, no offense but HAHA!

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jewelzgalore 0

i actually let out a chuckle on that one. thank you for this beautiful fml

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Bravesman16 0

best one on here for the past week ty for sharing

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