Dick joke

By awilson - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating M&Ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see me with my hand on my crotch while angrily muttering, "Where's that little bastard gone?" FML
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Rixxieee 0

wheres the 'like' button when you need it? =P

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grumpyoldtroll 0

ydi for eating m&ms

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GriefBacon 0

Soooooo you had no opportunity to explain to her, or make it into a joke somehow? You just automatically got embarrassed and said OMG MY MOM JUST KNOWS I'M A DIRTY ****? That's what you get for enjoying m&ms on a CHAIR. How dare you, I can't believe it!

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dRose22 0

this FML probably makes my top 10. damn this one actually made me laugh.

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sweet_j_tbr 0

I just enjoyed M&M's on a Chair, Nothing happened :D M&M's FTW! :D

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friscobuff 0

YDI for still living with your mom!

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lem0n_fml 0

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. that' the first fml to make me lol in a while.

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Britt_nayyy 0

This Made My Day. I Laughed So Hard! Lol :)

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polkadot123 0

haha that was so funny. now its stuck in my head 4ever! wow =]

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