I mean, I can't tell you that you don't deserve that, but I can't say I wouldn't want to try that either.

What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?

You should have just reported them to The Deep State who would kill them and drink their blood.

So did she laugh ?

I would have done the same thing.

A lot worse would happen than a dang sprinkler if someone tried stealing something from my property :)

Well, at least it was only a sprinkler and not something worse. Knowing Trumpsters, it certainly could have been much worse.