Devious, the lot of them

By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 23:03

Today, I was out walking with a cute girl when we passed by a house with a Trump sign. Trying to make her laugh, I went to steal it. Turns out it was booby trapped. I got drenched by a sprinkler when I got close. FML
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tounces7 27

What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?

So did she laugh ?

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I mean, I can't tell you that you don't deserve that, but I can't say I wouldn't want to try that either.

tounces7 27

What an idiotic way to try to impress someone. What was she supposed to be impressed by? Your immaturity?

You should have just reported them to The Deep State who would kill them and drink their blood.

So did she laugh ?

Mooglefox 23

I would have done the same thing.

samsonity 5

Dumbasses together strong.

smackthat23 3

A lot worse would happen than a dang sprinkler if someone tried stealing something from my property :)

Well, at least it was only a sprinkler and not something worse. Knowing Trumpsters, it certainly could have been much worse.