Embarrassing, Awkward, Facebook, Social Media, Sextoys and Intimacy: DELETE! DELETE!

DELETE! DELETE!

By Hunter101 - 12/05/2012 04:24 - United States - Humble

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I'd left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 549

You deserved it 64 736

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By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 617

You deserved it 10 408

By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 740

You deserved it 38 687

We can see you

By crunknasty - 30/03/2013 05:19 - United States - El Cajon

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 073

You deserved it 62 007

By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 525

You deserved it 4 393

By Anonymous - 12/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 962

You deserved it 8 442

By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 216

You deserved it 51 899

Check your feeds!

By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks 144

You deserved it 551

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By Imdeadalready - 10/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Portage

Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML

I agree, your life sucks 337

You deserved it 884

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 009

You deserved it 12 014

You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 678

You deserved it 6 914

ThatOtherMegan 30

Saturday 12 May 2012 11:52

Classy.

Bloodlvst 10

Saturday 12 May 2012 12:06

I guess you were feeling good vibes for another reason.

Comments

carcox 3

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:39

It's okay. I know guys who think its cool to take pics with condoms in their mouthes.

brookieeboo100 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:40

i saw that pocture it is ALL over facebook!

RachelRampageXD 6

Monday 14 May 2012 7:43

Are you really doing a duck face in your picture?

Bob_Cat_fml 14

Saturday 12 May 2012 17:58

There are two «the» («on the the bathroom counter»). And btw you deserved it for taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom.

chucklebary 1

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:10

Moral of the story, don't take go **** yourself litteraly.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:25

Just act like there's nothing in the world to be embarrassed about. Your detractors only have as much power over you as you let them have.

nick4best 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:34

That's what I get u sleazy duck face attention ***** of a bitch

tnttse 6

Saturday 12 May 2012 18:57

Been there done that

desertpunk75 11

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:17

Don't worry, we all post pictures on facebook after masturbating too. Jk, I don't even use any real information on my or add anyone I don't know lol. YDI.

eccentrix 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 20:22

If you don't use any real information, why would anyone you know care about adding you?

EBA2013_fml 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:34

I saw that pic a long time ago. You're either a liar or your pic is all over the internet.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 May 2012 19:36

YDI for taking a trashy picture to begin with. Girls who take pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror are automatically labeled as trashy. The fact that you had a vibrator visible in the picture further proves it. No one wants to see a girl taking a pic of herself in the bathroom mirror. It just says "I'm trashy and I love myself for it."