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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

That's pretty nasty.

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Gross dude. Gross.

No one noticed he's from california? where there's a water shortage? ?

I've heard of people taking short showers because of it, not stopping showers until you stink bad enough.

They've never limited how much you can take a shower. And water shortage or not, there's no reason to not take a shower for so long that you start smelling like that.

Dude that's gross! Forever alone

ohmyrosie 14

lolololol you learn something new everyday

I'd like to say as a chick, you don't know shit until period smell hits. To be quite frank, being able to smell yourself isn't good and can be simply you just wearing clothes that suffocate you and impact you more because you have overactive sweat glands. Have a great day.

What. The. ****.

I made the mistake of taking a lookt at FML while eating!!

I'm gonna take wild guess and say you're also single

The ONLY reason?? Duuuude. Reality check.