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This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Santa Clara, United States
Deez nutz
Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML
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trellz17 19
What do you mean "the only reason"?
Arieslink 22
That's pretty nasty.
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Comments (121)
Lorenzo1102 21
A perfect reason to take a shower
vaguenotvogue 13
Maybe you should stay in there for a while... Like, a few hours maybe...
jenninyc1128 17
So the saying "I'm sweating balls" comes handy here...
Arieslink 22
That's pretty nasty.
whatarethisss 23
OP is probably concerned about the drought in California and trying to save water by not showering, lol.
vicious_fashion 14
Dude...take a shower because it's relaxing and socially more acceptable than waiting that long
Ethan_Anonymous 28
Does personal hygiene mean anything to you?
whatarethisss 23
lol, if smelly balls made him want to take a shower, it probably means something.
Jake_Dee 10
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I smell my dick sweat everyday after work no big deal. Just from being physical.
pleasedie 22
Lol wut ? You said that like it's perfectly normal.
XxDanno316xX 27
You sir, are nasty af
NicH1799 20
Work an eight hour a day labor job and tell me you don't smell like ball sweat. You will.
lexos 16
Nasty dude. I have physical work and go to the gym in the evening but I can't smell my balls
IWishIWasObama 12
I do the same thing, bro. No judgment. Well, except it's not my own crotch area, it's a female's... loljk women won't go anywhere near me.
sstahpp 33
K
cynthianicole95 9
That's...disgusting. There's absolutely no reason for your dick to be smelling that bad.
Shantorion 12
Because you don't got none.
trellz17 19
What do you mean "the only reason"?
steam_engenius 21
That's what I want to know....
whatarethisss 23
Hey! it's good that he had a reason.
klorehore 24
Try making a habit out of it. At the moment you notice the smell yourself other people have probably noticed it for a while.... hygiene is so important, dont be nasty !
ShannonBonnanen 15
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EW. Dude that's dirty and not normal. Maybe you are depressed? Depressed people tend to not take care of themselves and let that fall of the to-do list along with not cleaning... Or you could just be lazy... Either way you need to shower.
daskull 3
OR he just works hard? Werk it