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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

That's pretty nasty.

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you don't shower everyday like most people?

And most importantly, himself!

I feel no sympathy for people who choose not to shower

Dirty ass dick!!

Taking a shower every day is what you should be doing regardless. Hygiene is important. for your dick to smell so sweaty and gross you must have not showered for ages. Yuck. YDI

ohnoyoudidnt2 2

you should shower long before the old fromunder cheese makes it presence known. nothing like smegma to motivate you.

Dam I wish my boyfriend would do the same.

What I want to know is...why did you share this with us? Do you hate humanity?

Who needs reasons to take a shower?

You're disgusting. At least you took a shower... You should probably do that daily. If you smelled it, imagine what other people smelled...