Gross, Smells and Health: Deez nutz

Deez nutz

By balls - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Clara

Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

Friday 2 October 2015 16:53

What do you mean "the only reason"?

Arieslink 22

Friday 2 October 2015 16:51

That's pretty nasty.

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flyingflies 36

Friday 2 October 2015 22:33

why does this have so many FYLs?

isaak_sanchez 18

Friday 2 October 2015 22:44

OP is from Cali and you know their water struggles

punmessiah 28

Friday 2 October 2015 23:03

you're disgusting

Durka531 7

Friday 2 October 2015 23:12

heh I do something similar, if I don't plan on being in public I don't shower.

SecundusSecunda 27

Friday 2 October 2015 23:23

I've always wondered what warrants a comment section block from the FML staff, apart from those FML'S with the potential to become a flame war.

MadJessTic 29

Friday 2 October 2015 23:50

That's just nasty...

Erksangel 25

Saturday 3 October 2015 0:07

Okay that's just nasty!!!!

sighlifeman 12

Saturday 3 October 2015 0:34

tmi dawg

LadyTyger51ne 8

Saturday 3 October 2015 0:52

Axe works better on a clean body.

gunnerblaster 21

Saturday 3 October 2015 1:20

You're one disgusting dude. You're part of the reason why the unhygienic stereotype for males exists.

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Today, no matter how well we tried to raise out daughter, things aren't looking too bright. I was present, I listened, and she told me her problems. My husband was always there for her too, no matter what. She works and studies but her role models consist of celebrities and girls who sell themselves on OnlyFans. FML

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Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML

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Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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Today, it appears that moth larvae can make a water boiler their home, especially during my absence for four weeks. I learned it the hard way by pouring their boiled carcasses over my noodles. FML

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Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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Today, I went to the campus health office because I had some VERY strong pains in my side. I thought my appendix was about to burst. I asked the receptionist for a doctor, but she said they were all out of the office until later, and kindly offered to make me an appointment for mid June. FML

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Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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