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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

That's pretty nasty.

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That's not an FML. The fact that that's the ONLY reason you shower is just disgusting.

I don't know if this is only me but aren't you supposed to shower every day?

Yet another festy grommet....

You're probably *that* one guy...

Gonna assume you've been single for a while... And that's not likely to change.

OP might have depression. severe depression often causes people to be unmotivated even for hygiene/eating/other simple stuff unfortunately

Could be any number of reasons for it tho, like I'm on medication that ends up causing me to sweat excessively, so no matter how many baths showers I take I can be sweaty/ feeling smelly after like just 30 mins. It's embarrassing af but my mates are good about it

maybe take more showers bruh

I have that same issue.