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Today, the only reason I took a shower was because I could smell my dick sweat while still wearing underwear. FML

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trellz17 19

What do you mean "the only reason"?

That's pretty nasty.

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You should shower more often.

One of the several gagging abilities.

LostInTheZone11 29

If you have reached that level of stink, maybe go to a car wash to get cleaned. Oh and while you are there, get one of those pine tree shaped air fresheners to hang down below.

gilligan_isle 6

I'm going to hope it was a second shower after an intense work out because otherwise that's an extreme lack of hygiene and extremely gross.

Other reasons could include bag dust and offensiveness to others.

ihavenolifehaha 16

That's ******* pathetic. It's not hard to just shower daily, you're just a lazy shit. YDI

NellieeNell 18

"Oh that's nasty" *Cleveland Browns voice*

It shouldn't get that bad before you decide to shower...

orios105 18

that's nnaasssttyyy ~ cleveland brown

There needs to be an option for you're disgusting...