Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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knuckledragger 0
You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."
snic 0
wow .. that sucks ..
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Comments (85)
Callyn 47
Thinking that curly hair looks nice does that to one.
KatieBelle411 0
Sounds like something my mom would say.
pikachu_fml 0
Just practice, curly hair is usually a lot more interesting and unique than straight hair if you do it right.
emmaleelee 0
Aww, I'm sorry. Something like that happened to me once...except my mom was the one doing the curling, and she did an awful job.
loveandpeace_fml 0
I usually just don't bother. Messy bun or ponytail for me. You really shouldn't care what people think though... I get made fun of daily at school, and no matter what I do people always find a reason... which I don't get sometimes it's as stupid as me having friends.
brodizzle 0
#36 ftw. Messy buns are hot.
Curcolio_fml 0
Actually, I'm a girl, and we're all bitches, that's well known. But I really can't understand how that could be something to get upset upon. And #37 is right
cookieinc 0
haha i think moms are always like that its worse when ur dad gives u advice (like mine) my hair is naturally dense curly, and my dad always thinks its not combed hes used to the 80s when they brushed it soo much it became frizzy
evanescence_fml 7
awww :[ that's terrible!
Intrigue 3
I've used just about every heat styling tool on my hair at one point and there is a learning curve involved to get good results. You should practice when you're not going out or use the heated roller sets you put in your hair for 10-15 minutes. What's really sad here though besides the mother's comment is a lot of the anti-curl bias that's been spread here. Curly hair naturally frizzes because the cuticle is open as opposed to straight hair where it's closed. If you find the right products to seal the cuticle and moisturize curly hair, you'll find that it's absolutely gorgeous.