Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML
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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
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knuckledragger 0
You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."
snic 0
wow .. that sucks ..
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ghm1234 0
that bitch!
JayRoof 0
My mom told me that when I started wearing my curly hair natural.
_Amber_16 3
Why would curly hair be bad? I have loads of ringlets naturally and I get nothing but compliments for it.
tswizz 13
What?
teddi76 2
That's like when I had a perm in my hair I usually wore it braided or pulled back for work. I wore it loose to show a co-worker how curly my hair was one day and my supervisor told me I shouldn't have done it I looked better without curling my hair. I was like uh it's a 2 month old perm and it was 5 in the morning. I wish I could curl my hair that way.
crystalxa 35
I'm sure you looked beautiful!
LukePlaysGames 10
that sucks
kittykat1501 31
1. Pick a day where she dresses fancy 2. Say" this is what happens when YOU get up late: you dress like a bum. 3. Enjoy your revenge
PunkPrincess_fml 11
Story of my life; this is why girls have low self esteem.