Culture clash

lmaofuck - 26/05/2016 01:06 - United States - Westerville

Today, I had a guest at my house. I stood up to shake her hand and kiss her on both cheeks, which is common in my culture. When she was kissing my cheeks, I went the opposite way from her and I ended up kissing her on the lips instead. Her eyes went big and I ran away. FML
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Redhacked 7

where did you run to if you were at your house? why would you run if you were at your own house? so many questions, such small fml character limits.

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Tripartita 44

I considered that, #16, but went ahead and made the joke anyway. It'd be a shame to let reality get in the way of a good—well, almost adequate—joke.

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waleedma 18

Ask husbands.......they probably had a better time....

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ShleeG 23

I feel you OP... I'm Portuguese and my aunt is Italian. Portuguese people typically go left first but Italians go right. We've nearly made out several times lol

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ifuckuprandomly 28

You Italian? If so, she's probably a Mafioso's wife and you should run.

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nournahas 18

Are you lebanese? Happened to me like 3 times... Spread the looove :P

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AvidCollector 6

The only reason I say it sucks is because you ran away. Couldn't laugh it off?

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Fenbrae 17

The US will never cease to amaze me.

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