Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Creeped out

Creeped out

By gymgirl - 17/12/2013 23:48 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML

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By littlekellilee - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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Creeps everywhere

By Anonymous - 06/08/2022 01:00 - United States - Crestline

Today, and every time go I to the gym this guy follows me. A week ago, I saw him taking photos of me, so I left that gym and went to another one, but the creep was still there. What do I do? FML

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Spotted it

By dollabill009 - 06/06/2013 08:49 - United States

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in a while. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large muscular man to spot me while I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in my open mouth. FML

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By Neveragain - 01/07/2013 05:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML

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An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By Username - 10/08/2011 12:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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MxAxRxCxO 30

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:40

You should have farted on a machine and left him a nice surprise ;)

Likian5 26

Wednesday 18 December 2013 6:40

Let the people who own the gym know about this. Get that creeper banned.

Comments

Powerage66 16

Wednesday 18 December 2013 8:35

That is just creepy. Arm yourself.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 18 December 2013 16:24

In the gym? She's gonna shoot some guy because he sniffed her seat?

Perdition25 12

Wednesday 18 December 2013 16:59

If he does that while in the gym, imagine what he would do elsewhere with less people after following her.

Curlytwirly22 17

Wednesday 18 December 2013 9:07

You should have reported him to the gym manager and got him suspended

geekgirl72494 8

Wednesday 18 December 2013 9:40

You should have slapped him. I would have.

B4rn3yST1NSON 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:08

ahhh , now I know why we don't have gender mixed gyms here :/ , sorry OP get this to the police if you have to !

iluvpeanutbutter 22

Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:25

She might have had a towel down on the seat while using the machines. A lot of gyms request that.

justmeCee 16

Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:29

Ewwww...that is disgusting and very creepy. Question tho, did you not sanitize the equipment after using it? No one except, the creepy guy, wants anything to do with your stank and sweat! Either way tho, that guy is mental and you should complain and get him banned from that gym.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:58

Sorry wes but you are spouting the general thoughts of "BLAME THE VICTIM" that allows, and arguably encourages, rape culture in society. "If she had just wiped off the seat like a good Decent person, the creep would have been left alone. But since she didn't, it's her fault." "If she had not worn that and been walking with a decent man she knew, she would never have been attacked. But since she didn't, it's her fault." NO. There is nothing that OP did to "make" the guy be a creeper.