School, Embarrassing and Awkward: Cool look

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By d0rk_ - 02/09/2011 20:44 - Canada

Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML

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Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML

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By IPityTheStool - 09/06/2011 13:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 21:25 - Canada

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

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By bloodyfreakinawful - 14/12/2012 06:40 - United States - Seabrook

Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By meep - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By nevergoingtopeeagain - 07/11/2013 00:16 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML

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By Anon - 18/12/2013 09:56 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:11

That's hilarious!

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Saturday 3 September 2011 1:10

Oh sucks for you!

Comments

ceruleanblu 1

Tuesday 6 September 2011 6:07

At my school we have a toilet seat as a hall pass. With Winnie the Pooh stickers on it.

crazygurlzz1 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:21

u work tht plunger!(:

losrgrl 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 1:59

Lol! When I was in elementary my 5th grade teacher made us use a plunger as a hall pass, too.

MatthewTN 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 14:53

Hahah that's how your teacher avoids interruptions in class

kengipoo 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:01

i used to have to carry a toilet seat.

kittylovesyouu 4

Friday 9 September 2011 3:44

In my school we walk around with a pink toilet seat..

7love_fml 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 0:12

I walk around with a poster with a piece of shit drawn in it & a toilet, it's called the potty pass btw according to the lable...I'm a softmore in highschool....-___-

DollFaceRiotGrrr 3

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:55

My English teacher does this too. This would be weird if we go to the same school. But, for the sake of curiosity, I must ask, Are you a ninth grader at Muskegon High?

ashhxoxo 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:30

And? My hall pass for one of my classes is a baby leg.

Epikouros 31

Friday 14 October 2011 21:21

You know what would be a great idea? Having pupils wear a toilet seat as a hall pass if they want to go to the bathroom! Nobody thought of that, eh? I am so original!