Today, I went into a small coffee shop. In line, a guy came up to me and was like, "I haven't seen you here before, are you new in town?" and I replied with, "Oh, no I've lived here for years. The coffee here is crap, though, so I only come here when Starbucks is full." He's the owner of the shop. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
Today, I went up to a cute barista at the coffee shop and told her, “You make the best coffee, like seriously, you could make a career out of it.” She gave me a weird look and responded, “I AM a barista.” FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I went to grab a coffee at a new café in town. While sipping my coffee, I noticed a man staring at me through the window. I thought he was browsing the menu before I looked up mid-sip to him staring at me in the eye, sucking on his finger. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Today, I went to meet a potential client at Starbucks all the way across town about designing his website. I was extremely excited because I really need the work. I sat for an hour. Turns out he was across the street, at the other Starbucks. FML
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DealerCamel 2
Well, don't speak your mind to strangers, then, I guess.
Ninjahippy 0
Meh? At least he got some honest customer feedback.
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Comments (117)
doosher22 0
atta kid, atta kid, way to pay attention to the "uniform?" im guessin the owner would have some type of advertisement that he was in fact the owner
Jackthestripper 0
HAHAHAHA lol who cares?? Tell him to make better coffee!!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Lrn2tact
shadow_duv 0
careful who you talk to i guess...
Put_u_on_blast 0
That' s y you shouldn't spill the beans to people you barely know
xroflmaoxd 0
Does it matter if it is the owner? It's just as offensive to any other employee.
SilverBallet 0
Coffee worse than Starbucks'? What do they have in their filters? TopSoil?
llamatrauma 5
poor taste. starbucks coffee is all about the picture on the cup.
tipple 0
1. Think before you speak 2. If you can't say something nice ... 3. If you truly prefer StarBucks over even one other brand on the planet, then YDI for having childish taste buds.
gman90210 18
And apparently you do not have any.
enigma47 0
starbucks sucks, you deserve a crap life! way to have crap coffee taste