missedfistbump
United States
Cool beans
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
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KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
ChrisC
United States
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Greenskies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Corneilla-del-vercol, France
Unnerved
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Top comments
NessieMonster188 17
I guess you're not so "awesome" after all
DocBastard 38
So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*
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Comments (85)
ajeppsen 25
You're boss sounds awesome.
kawaiisakura 12
I'm not seeing much of an FML here...
jgriff79 23
Here's looking at u kid.
meloman95 7
lol that shit happened to me today too. Not with my boss though.
spikekutter 9
why would a boss fist bump you after an interview.. thats really unprofessional..
fuckery16 13
read the fml over again
sonnyrosa 32
Calm down princess... not everyone is a corporate drone. My first interview out of college, my chef high fived me when he gave me the job.
pwnman 33
Well, all what I must say OP is; act like your dizzy the next day you go to work. That-a-way, your boss can understand.
Lvl_8 7
-8 Charisma
Ayanpatel95 7
U hit his face
maszaros 9
Who cares?
thehowiie 6
guess who's fired?