missedfistbump
United States
Cool beans
Today, I was talking to my boss and he said I was awesome. He went to fist bump me and I missed. FML
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KN
United States
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Anonymous
Ventura, United States
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
brandonborgie
Australia
Dat ass
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
ChrisC
United States
Today, my boss came to my cubicle to give me my annual performance bonus. I was asleep at my desk. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Greenskies
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Corneilla-del-vercol, France
Unnerved
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
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NessieMonster188 17
I guess you're not so "awesome" after all
DocBastard 38
So we went from a handshake in the 70's to a high-five in the 80's to a fist bump now. What the hell is next? "Hey, great job!" *grabs ankles*
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Comments (85)
PenguinBitch 43
No no no /he/ missed. You didn't, you're still awesome.
alexafml 5
Love your attitude
DDCA 24
Workman's comp!
trellz17 19
How is this an FML?
upallnight11 19
How on earth did you manage that?
HeadlessSparrow 20
Well, fist bumping doesn't determine how awesome you are. But missing it when your boss tries to give you one does. Ah just kidding. You're awesome... I think. I don't know.
perdix 29
From "you're awesome" to "you're fired" in the blink of an eye. How can a company employ anyone who cannot handle basic hand gestures, bro-ham?
krazykyra 12
It was a challenge, which you failed. :P
rattusrattus 18
HULK FIST BUMP BOSS! HULK FILE PAPERS! HULK HELP CUSTOMERS! HULK SMASH POOR EMPLOYEE MORALE!
TypoH 7
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SuperdudeGuy 8
I wonder if your boss was thinking about giving you a promotion.