mylifeissad
United States
Complicated
Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Bisbee, United States
Influencer brain
Today, I decided to be adventurous and try a new exotic fruit. I bought a dragon fruit, but no one warned me that it looks better on Instagram than it tastes. Now I have a fridge full of disappointment and a dragon fruit that's more like a dragon letdown. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
HistoryHasEyes
That makes sense
Today, I was working in the produce department at my work. A lady came in to return some mangos. I asked her what the problem with the mangoes was. She said she didn't like the way they were talking to her. FML
Anonymous
Milford, United States
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Anonymous
Ottawa–Gatineau, Canada
A Losing Battle Is Raging
Today, I realized I’d been walking around a small grocery store for 10 minutes holding an avocado I grabbed but didn’t need. Too embarrassed to put it back, I guess I’m buying an avocado. FML
Anonymous
Windsor, Canada
Time to get chomping
Today, I ordered groceries online and thought I’d gotten a good deal on apples. I didn't notice they were sold individually, so now I have 36 apples sitting in my kitchen. FML
cleb
Today, I found out that the seeds of the Cherimoya fruit are toxic. I found out by eating the entire fruit, including all seeds. FML
St Steven
United States
Deluxe Memory Man
Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML
Rochelle
United States
Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML
anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
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CinderChicken 0
Clearly, the OP hit enter before they finished typing. I imagine the whole thing would read: "Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet, because my jaw got wired shut and I need the specific vitamins in mangos to survive. Turns out, the only way to absorb them is to now use my whole mango as a suppository. FML." -or something to that effect. :D
shelboo_fml 0
This is a lame fml to approve. Just slightly.
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Comments (24)
shannon2348 14
I have no idea why this is an fml. If you've never had one then it makes sense you'd have to look up how to eat it. why is this upsetting to you?