Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines had been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML
Today, my dad walked into my room, threw some magazines on my bed, and calmly said, "You left your porn in the bathroom again." FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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browntiga 0
that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for ****
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All this **** talk... I know what I'm doing for the rest of the day ;D See y'all laterr
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Comments (342)
lexy216 0
lmfao hahahaha thats why you shouldn't read **** magazines
Jorcar 8
So I like how my last comment on this FML was apparently deleted. It basically said **** is bad because it degrades those being viewed. I can understand why it'd be deleted though since it went against most everyone else's thoughts on ****.
melanie667 0
That's because your a ******* retarded who is disgusting. It's people like you who make me sick.
maddyrox1107 0
YDI if ur not gettin any don't ********** to pornnn that's just gross
Psychara_fml 0
Dude. Tentacle rape. Duh.
sinningkitten 2
that's why it's supposed to be a hidden stash
BuckG42 0
I download **** magazines.
mrT95 1
I know this is late but juggworld.com oh yeah. ;)
doin_ur_mom 0
oh moms you just can't get away from them
banana2022 4
For the people who say "dude, youre an idiot, just go on the internet" a) maybe he doesnt have a computer b) whats wrong with buying a hustler? You wish you had a hustler. For the people who thoought, "well you shoiuldnt have been looking at ****!"... commme on! Who ever doesnt watch **** has no soul. Or are dating. Let the **** reign free, you up-tight grandmas!