Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
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Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. I'm blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML
Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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Top comments
MadeOfAwesome 1
Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?
stormoftara 0
Wow, that really sucks. Maybe a barber can fix your hair for you?
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Comments (37)
registered 0
nah dude I wouldnt call you gay I dont know you... lol the only reason I made my nick Registered is to piss of that RETARD unregistered that always leaves stupid stuff on here...
allmidnighteyes 11
hahaha, I see. 's all good then.
registered 0
you sure your not the one using the comb though??? cuz judgin' solely by your hair man.... BTW i dont even know if my ex had one of them things
allmidnighteyes 11
Nah, I don't; never have.
toink 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Shave your head and tell everyone you got cancer and did it to get used to chemotherapy.
whyowhy26 3
I like dick.
Intellectualist 0
Exactly right my friend.
whyowhy26 3
I know, right? People these days. Sheesh.
vanessaizawesome 8
Wtf!!! Are you drunk or somethin?
Ashleyxphobia 0
Shave it, you'll never have a repeat incident like this again.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?
Meeka_fml 0
http://www.sallybeauty.com/Jilbere-Precision-Cut-Comb/SBS-345400,default,pd.html Only if you're retarded. @ OP: You're a moron if you cannot see the razor running through the comb and feel/hear the difference of using said tool.
arnold38 1
BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH hilarious be glad you didn't try to comb your dick hair, Dude!
sublime93 0
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Intoxicunt 6
Or a little yellow bow. :)
redbluegreen 41
I'm feelin' this one: http://i31.tinypic.com/rtnrr9.jpg
ErinLJ 0
omg i would cry and cry