Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML
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panicked 0
eat the invitation.
LchTessMnstr 3
That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.
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Comments (256)
xoxoAudreyxoxo 0
You know what **** her! You dont need to go to her stupid b-day party anyways. She sounds like a bitch, and you dont need a girl like that in your life.
fuckyadeniss 0
yes # 8 and # 31 or something thats exactly right. like seriously this fml is a joke you have got to be grade 5 or less. in high school you will meet up with 10 kds just like you and you can go to all the ****** birthday parties you want.
Pwibble 2
Everyone who says this kind of shit doesn't happen in highschool is blind! I know a really nice Swedish girl who came to visit a small-town school in my country on an exchange. The highschool has a 20 year history of harassing the exchange students from this program. Something basically exactly like this happened to her. This was 17 and 18 year olds. To, for example, number #165 - I went to a school where there were 30 kids in my year group, not everyone goes to a gigantic american city school.
HorrorByrd 0
ouch, gotta hate that feeling. but you know what, **** her. you obviously don't need her in your life.
Schmuty 2
its okay buddy, it wont matter in a few years
missunlucky_fml 0
at least she knows your bus? :/
ILIEKGIRLS 5
well.. you have the invitation don't you? set it on fire
JavaAnyone 0
what the hell is a popular girl anyway? forget her. be yourself. no one knows what normal is, so set the trends. you just need to find yourself first.
ithedarkknight 0
man you should of just got up and drop kicked her right in the damn chin what a *****! i bet you would be ms popular then XD... WHAT SHE DID was totally rude out of line and disrespectful and drop kick to the face would definitely teach her a life lesson... should of dropped kicked her into her birthday party
AshleyRose784 0
Oh no, life is so awful, whatever shall you do...grow up