Today, I was sitting in class when the most popular girl in my grade came up to me holding birthday invitation cards. I've never been invited to a birthday party, so I was so excited when she handed me a card, only to hear her say, "Mary is on your bus, will you give this to her?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML
Today, the shy girl in my class brought a cake to share with everyone, since it's her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "Happy Birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class knew her name, myself included. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday. Needless to say, I was delighted when my friends presented me with a birthday card in a homeroom. I pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "Aw, you guys really shouldn't have!" They didn't. It was our teacher's birthday. They just wanted me to sign the card. FML
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, everyone was signing a birthday card to surprise a coworker. I was told to go find someone who hadn't signed it so I went to the office next to mine, opened the door, and told them about the card. The intended recipient was sitting behind the door. FML
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panicked 0
eat the invitation.
LchTessMnstr 3
That's horrible, but I hate to say: that's how some kids are. You just have to accept it, and move on...and maybe if you feel like it, burn the invite. It's ok if Mary doesn't go to the party. I mean, maybe that girl will think Mary doesn't like her and you'll have your revenge.
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Comments (256)
danisawesomerthe 0
Oh God that sux... Wat a total lesbian but how have u nver been to a birthday... Even In like preschool
USBIade 0
what a bitch
stosborn 0
number 36 nailed it Why does it matter if you didn't get invited to a party, Stop caring so much and maybe you'll find people will like the genuine you instead of the girl who wants to be invited to their parties get it ok now get out there and make us proud
LaurenKate 0
@19: Call me an ass. YDI for wanting to conform.
hackysackmatt 0
how old are you .. i thought only fifth graders still give out invitations
Luky_fml 0
**** popular girls well they probably already do alot already
marshizzle1 0
wait....you've NEVER been invited to a bday party??? that's a little sad...:(
jessxoxo28 5
omg, im so sorry... that popular girl is such a bitch crash the party and btw- who hands out invites these days?
silly_cerise 0
Wow, how old are you? 8?
jasmine1259 2
it sounds like you're only in elementary or middle school so you'll go to a party later on. and why are people calling the girl a bitch. maybe she wouldn't see the girl and asked the op to give it to her.