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By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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Occam's razor

By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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Pissed

By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me, so when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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Not a night owl

By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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You're in the army now, oh ohoh

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By missmirror - 02/05/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML

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Scream

By ??? - 04/01/2025 15:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML

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Ttessorc 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

dumbass

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

ahahahah! April fools!

Comments

karma_89812 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:15

haha priceless. and i can totally see myself doing that...if i could reach the top of a door..haha

scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:16

wow, fail. you have MAD skill...

dave2001soa 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:20

Idiot.

UnCensoredBitch 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:24

Oooo your clever!

waterlilylenses 6

Thursday 28 November 2013 1:39

*you're

chapmmel 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:26

LOL You poor dude. That does suck. I've put ice cubes in the stairs, hoping when it melted people who step in it and get there socks wet. I've stepped in my own lots of times :P

ammali 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:30

LOL, that would totally happen to me though. Erm... April fools on you!

crazy_cat_lady 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:32

That is so funny! I've never heard of someone pranking themselves and being surprised!

ilaughatfmls 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:36

wow. you just made my day.. lol

MaddieMonster 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:41

haha, fail much. next time do something like toothpaste on the toilet seat or saran wrap... or you could me mature and not prank your family? and by the time someone walked through, wouldn't the ice cold water be... not ice cold?