Miscellaneous: Cherry on top

Cherry on top

By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would've run that one over." Thanks. FML

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By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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Crushed

By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

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Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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iBrittanyy 17

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:06

Wtf? Ge wanted to run you over cuz he didnt think you were hot? Thats wrong on so many levels. Future sociopath.

Alex708 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 16:04

That guy is a jerk!

Comments

blazingman311 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:03

joke fail.

killabee 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:14

@23 I don't think it's the "road" part, I was more convinced by the "run-over" thing. Unless they were planning on just plowing over her football style?

jif_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:39

Probably YDI. You must be truly awful to warrant that response; I'm sure there's something you could do to improve your appearance.

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:53

or maybe they just felt like being rude?

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:44

fat lady in tube top-20 points and decked out leather biker on a moped-35 haha love that game

darienlake 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 19:46

thats when you take your shot gun out of your pocket, load it (so it gets heavier) and chuck it at his junk. nothing hurts more then getting a shot gun thrown at your man-parts