Miscellaneous: Cheers!

Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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You deserved it 4 981

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Same thing different taste

By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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You deserved it 5 226

Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 552

You deserved it 6 735

Standards

By Lily - 23/03/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML

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You deserved it 4 675

Nice dude

By ThroatSlasher - 17/08/2015 19:20 - United Kingdom - Grimsby

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML

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You deserved it 2 456

By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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You deserved it 4 354

So romantic

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML

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You deserved it 8 047

By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML

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You deserved it 3 969

By ... - 16/06/2013 20:57 - South Africa - Port Elizabeth

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML

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You deserved it 6 191

And they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML

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You deserved it 2 922

By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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You deserved it 4 330

me5 0

Friday 25 December 2009 1:09

he is the idiot. he's even rejected in dreams

soozjw 2

Friday 25 December 2009 1:08

Dump him, he's a jerk!

Comments

intensitive 11

Friday 25 December 2009 3:01

And your response should be: "Get out. I'll date someone who actually goes to *college here*".

Mx718 0

Friday 25 December 2009 4:06

Lulz.

pinkkloverr 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:04

its not your fault he was being a dbag when you were being nice to him. he probably thinks you're an idiot for calling him smart after he got rejected.

darkmis1 17

Friday 25 December 2009 3:07

Don't take it seriously. People say things they don't mean when they're really upset.

keax_fml 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:07

why are you with someone who thinks you're dumb? you can do better than him!

patticake1601 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:09

he has no respect for you, this comes out in people when they are angry or drunk. He really thinks you are an idiot, I would never say this to anyone I don't know, but you should not put all your hopes on this one, even though I do not know you, you deserve respect. Calling someone an idiot is offensive.

myfriend_youfail 3

Friday 25 December 2009 3:16

What a jackass. They probably loved his GPA and test scores...it's his attitude that got him rejected.

PhillyFox 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:21

Wow. What an asshole. If he's usually like that you should dump him. If he's not, he might have just snapped at you since he was so pissed. Still...

unlucky93_fml 0

Friday 25 December 2009 3:35

he was just upset. don't be too offended by it!

CyclonePsycho 1

Friday 25 December 2009 3:45

No wonder he got rejected. ._. All the college needed to do was take one look at his 'community service' of kicking kittens. Seriously, this might just be a one time thing, but his attitude sucks.