Intimacy: Cheeky

Cheeky

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 08:17 - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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philzilla 1

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

look on the bright side, at least you're still having sex

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:22

That's bullshit OP, find someone who doesn't just want sex.

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ally561 2

Tuesday 29 April 2014 4:28

I understand cause this is happening to me right now, the same exact thing. he won't answer me at all and the only time I got to see him was to do it. just let him miss you