Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Cheeky
Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
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mattyiscool123 26
I want to laugh but I don't know if I should
vikky538 29
Just imagine how long your dad is waiting for that punch line!
vikky538 29
This comment is underrated
courtzzz23 17
this is something my dad would say..
daretotell 7
I fail to see how this is a bad thing.
helveeta 11
Fake
TMO2142 25
Heads off to him. But that must blow for you to hear OP.
mattyiscool123 26
Your first sentence was no good.
TMO2142 25
I tried XD
Tannasgh 22
????☹️
kiaora_fml 11
Sounds like something my husband would say lol
TotFCerberus 11
# Dad Wins