Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
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DeadxManxWalking 27
pure gold
acmariner99 25
I find this hilarious... For you I suggest brain bleach.
fakhshit 13
good luck forgetting that xD
ians1028 12
Why is your brother asking "mommy"?
fakedsincerity 32
... because that's how little kids refer to their mothers?
CaroLouWho 10
My condolences that you had to hear that, but I have to give your dad props for seeing a golden opportunity and taking it.
gracehi 33
I'll never look at Dumbledor the same way again. O.O
BbyGrrl95 7
JK Rowling admitted that Dumbledore's character was gay...
Zeromir 2
that is the best. how is this a bad thing?
eagle99e 4
cmon that's funny af. your life doesn't suck. but that was a golden opportunity
janfleury 19
Can't stop laughing.
chewsef 17
This one belongs in the best of FML .