Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I was eating breakfast when my little brother asks, "Mommy, what do you do for a living?" My mom replied, "I'm a headmaster." My dad then goes, "Oh yeah, she is." FML
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Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
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abNormal62 23
Not any longer at least in the bedroom
ragnarok1540 39
Well played, sir! Do you by any chance host the annual Miss Headmaster competition? The first runner up is OP's mom ... and Miss Headmaster 2016 is Miss Veronica Caukgobbla, for her tantalizing acrobatic skills in the talent competition and excellent performance on the oral exam!
MamaChey 24
Holy shit! I literally LOL! That was one helluva fellacio rant...
vaxc 17
Atleast she didnt ask to see a demonstration o.o
Pineapple_Salad 14
Oh my
RubeusSwagrid 11
I doubt it, she probably sucks. Or maybe that's why she's so good...
mattyiscool123 26
Puns will get you nowhere
drayloon 50
They'll get you somewhere, buried.
RubeusSwagrid 11
I'm not a wizard anymore FeelsBadMan
Weezlerox 1
Being female she is, technically, a headmistress. Upon reflection that actually sounds worse in the context of your Dad's comment......
babyblueyes 27
Giggidy
Dave_Davington 34
Can you really blame him? It's not often that such a perfect opportunity comes along.
Lalala579121 28
I know, right? I think the real FML here is for OP's sense of humor.
SneakyDeath 15
You cannot get that mental image out of your head.
arano 29
Even if it is your parents, it's still a pretty funny joke. My parents say jokes like this all the time. I find them hilarious. As long as you don't keep the mental image for too long...
trucker2 33
Should tell him not tonight.... You got a dental appointment !!!